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From: dudy@btree.uucp (Bob Dudy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: WE'VE GOT BUSH
Date: 14 Jan 92 20:56:50 GMT
Organization: Brooktree Corporation
Lines: 38
Date: Thu, 9 Jan 92 07:46:19 PST
From: miker (Michael Rosecrans)
THE TOP 5 REASONS WHY BUSH (COMMONLY REFER TO AS "THE DUKE OF HURL")
BLEW CHUNKS DURING YESTERDAY'S DINNER IN JAPAN ARE:
5.EMBROILED IN THE HEATED AMERICAN DEBATE OF,
"TASTES GREAT!...LESS FILLING!"
4.HAD JUST LEARNED THAT DAN QUAYLE WAS SPEARHEADING THE RE-ELECTION
CAMPAIGN WITH A MOTTO OF, "BUSH. SMELLS LIKE...VICTORY!"
3.PRIME MINISTER HAD LEANED OVER AND ASKED IF HE AND THE LITTLE MRS.
WOULD LIKE TO JOIN HIM AND HIS WIFE IN A CUSTOMARY AFTER DINNER
JAPANESE BATH.
2.CONFUSED BARFING FOR THE HAND JESTURE WHICH MEANS "SCREW YOU!"
IN JAPAN.
1.HAD JUST LEARNED THAT DAVID DUKE'S NEW CAMPAIGN THEME WAS,
"I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!"
"FROM ONE BUSH LOVER TO ANOTHER. I VOTE FOR BUSH!"
-MARTINA NAVRATALOVA
"NO BUSH IN '92"
-MAGIC JOHNSON
"BUSH IS THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE. I THINK WE SHOULD SHAVE THIS MONSTER
AND LET THE COUNTRY START IT'S HEALING PROCESS."
-JIMMY SWAGGART
Be oH bE.